Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.

Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson

by Knsk June 19, 2024

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Tyson

A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong

Person: Hey who’s that guy that signed up for every sport?
Other person: That’s Tyson

by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019

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A short stubby dumb fuck who cheats on everyone. He has no dick and is a weed sucking man child

LOOK ITS A NO DICK TYSON

by HOTGIRL71519 December 1, 2021

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Tyson smithin

To be a repetitive buttass. Not willing to wipe his/her ass in time of a family or public function. Many times resulting in a stinky mixture of ass

Damn dude… Ethan Smith is really Tyson Smithin it today….

by Cricket Man February 23, 2024

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Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with your partner and grab her by your pussy and dunk her through a basketball hoop then celebrate by nutting all over her face

My boyfriend was watching some basketball and wanted to give me a Dirty Tyson

by Lebron a March 18, 2024

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Tyson

Tyson is the biggest man whore you’ll ever meets he just wants to get in your pants he is the guy who pretends to be a famous scuba diver gets you too his or your place then fucks u till you scream for god then never calls you back the three days later he show up at your house and says he is his older evil twin the fucks you again.

Girl one: I think he is going to pull a Tyson

Girl 2: nah probably not

by Getdhe June 7, 2019

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