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fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.
I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!
by FitTwit October 3, 2018
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by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022
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Twit

An insulting word for someone that is stupidly funny or foolish.
That boy is a twit.
by Eisawesome September 11, 2016
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Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.
I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!
by Cucktagon September 28, 2019
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twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.
God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch
by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019
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Twit

Someone who is trusted using the very racist word, Honky or a really stupid monkey that jerks off when children are looking.
Mace: Hey man, is your dad the good Twit or a bad Twit?
Tyler: The good kind why?
Mace: He just gave really bad Twit vibes y'k?

Tyler: I get that.
Mace: Good thing he doesn't jerk off, like a really stupid monkey, when children look at him.
Tyler: Yeah I'm glad he just says honky.
by AGoodTwit July 6, 2021
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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
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