a piece of shit! Completely ruins the reputation of vampires because they do NOT sparkle and they aren't complete scrawny fags that watch girls while they sleep because they miss not being able to sleep for themselves.
I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!
I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!
"omg edward cullen is so hot I'm in love twilight is so awesome"
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
by nap3 May 1, 2010
Get the twilightmug. A story that many of my friends are obsessed with.
Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:
Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.
Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:
Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.
-Have you read twilight?
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!
by DFWMB January 2, 2009
Get the twilightmug. a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you.
jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.
and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?
all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.
kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.
and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?
all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.
kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
twilight fans:
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*
by _-julianne-_ January 7, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A pathetic attempt at a book. Whats even worse is the films. Topless fags prancing around. The only people that like twilight are idiots and horney girls
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW TWILIGHT FOR THE 27th TIME!!!!
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
by AfroDukes November 26, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A disgrace to this world. It brings shame to the fantasy genre. To even put twilight in the same sentence as Harry Potter should be considered illegal. Contrary to popular belief, the books are actually about fairies that drink blood, not vampires. Can also be used as a swear word. Has also been known to kill.
by CedricDiggoryisn'tavampire September 20, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. the book that I only read when I take a shit. It makes me shit much much easier. I finally finished the first book, then put it in the toilet and flushed it along with my excrement.
by max8404 April 3, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. The epitome of Twilight fandom. There are no words to explain how a Twilighter is, you just have to be one to get it. Twilight is our air and we will kick your ass if you say anything against it.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Harry Potter fan: Harry Potter could kick Edward's ass.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
by Irritable Grizzly Bear! June 20, 2008
Get the Twilightermug.