Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Turtle Warting by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Turtle Thumb 

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

Turtle Thumb by Mawfy January 17, 2009

Turtle Bite 

A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger

If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.

Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!

Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.

Turtle Bite by HIIMPOOPSTICK July 17, 2014

turtle pete 

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

turtle pete by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014

smokey turtle 

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

smokey turtle by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

guillotining a turtle head 

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

Tumbling the turtle 

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

Tumbling the turtle by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012