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Trumpet 2020

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol
by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020
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by MichaelJacksonsHehe November 10, 2020
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Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard
Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.
by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022
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Porridge Trumpet

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009
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low trumpet

an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010
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Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 19, 2014
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Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.
I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.
by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014
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