Brown trousers

Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".

Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers

Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers

by Snekaing Chimp May 11, 2008

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

trouser monkey

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

by ixx February 11, 2005

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 19, 2004

trouser fairy

a person who is the same sex that wants to get in your pants.

OMG it a trouser fairy. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

by darkmshadow February 17, 2010

trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

Trouser Plowin

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

by Mannimal October 03, 2014