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traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.
I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.
by chuckgregory February 24, 2010
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Taffymouthing

V. Someone who slurs their words to the point of no return.

Warning signs of Taffymouthing can also include, but is not limited to dirty teeth, poor dental hygiene, and bad breath.

Often times people who taffymouth may not come from the most literate backgrounds, and they also may not understand they are taffymouthing.
Its so hard to understand Suzie and her Taffymouth.
I'm tired of everyone Taffymouthing

Daryl says " Hey Jon, do you think daldar maltyara supearrte?"

Jon says "Damn it Daryl, all I heard was "Do you think" and a bunch of Taffymouthing!"
by hoss085 February 4, 2010
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Traffuck

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.
"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."
by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013
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Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.
“Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School
by BigXan April 20, 2019
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Compartmentalised Traffic Window

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.
Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"
by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010
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Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.
Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!
by luvduv99 November 23, 2011
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San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.
Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
by frosty174 October 3, 2016
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