black toyota camry

The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops

(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap

(friend) I should slow down then

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny March 11, 2022

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

Toyota GT86

Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...

The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

Toyota Reliability

Derived from Toyota cars known for being near indestructible, I mean look at what top gear did to try and destroy a Toyota Hilux.

*Driving a Toyota out of a sticky situation where other vehicles would simply die.*

That’s “Toyota Reliability” for ya!

by Yung Dragonfly March 15, 2021

toyota trueno

toyota trueno is a japanese car that is more commonly known as ae86, the car came out 1985 and it is driven by the king taaaakumii-senpai, taakumi is a jappalenare born in the hood hood nigga japalenare racing place and he delivers very good tofu, the special ingrediant is buuntas pubic hair. and the car gives the water taste because of the smell of sex in the car, this smell is caused by takuumis sexs session with his girlfriend,

ello takumi do you have the toyota trueno (ae86)

yEs

by jas 39 gripen May 4, 2021

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021

Toyota GR Corolla

Corolla on steroids

Person 1: Bro did you see that Toyota corolla hatchback? It's so fucking fast for a corolla.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.

by 3amCheetoMan December 22, 2024