totes brutes

when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.

girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.

by kaddy pies June 15, 2019

Totes copes

Totally copacetic. Fully comfortable with a proposal being offered by a friend or colleague.

Joe: Chris, I just want to make sure you’re on board with the latest 3-page draft of disclaimers for the deck.
Chris: Yessir — I’m totes copes.

by Willy The Labrador February 19, 2022

The Totes Girlz

The Totes Girlz : (noun) a group of best friends(usually four)that have a goal to get people to say totes, to make it catch on. They are best friends til the end of time and are unseperatable.

Kiera: Heeey Katherine!!
Katherine: Heey Buddie!!
Leah: Heey Girlz!
Tanya: Heeey! Are you guys going to the mall this weekend
All but Tanya: TOTES!!
The Totes Girlz: WHOOPY!!!!

by TTG ROCKS December 07, 2009

Totes Bitching

adj. Very good

DAAAAAAAAAAMN check my totes bitching skills
DAAAAAAAAAAMN those some totes bitching skils

by IIMMUUU September 05, 2009

Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014

totes ana

an abbreviation of the words "totally" and "anorexic."

I didn't see Sarah eat any lunch today. She's totes ana.

by bigbaldhead October 25, 2009

totes vagina

another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.

emily: "hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!"
danielle: "ohmygaww.... totes vagina..."

by emi.stew August 20, 2010