Global Tampon

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Global tampon is America after 1-20-2008

by fuckobama January 20, 2009

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a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 14, 2009

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Algonquin Tampon

While out in nature when a woman is having her period and is out of tampons, she than finds the most SPONGE like pinecone and proceeds to use it as a Tampon.

Mary: Her Courtney do you have an extra tampon?
Courtney: NO, i'm not on the rag this week, but why dont you just rock the "Algonquin Tampon?"
Mary: Oh! Silly me, I can't believe I forgot about the Algonquin Tampon haha! I normally look forward to them when I go camping!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

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emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

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