toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.

Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.

by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 9, 2015

Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006

toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

Golden Toaster

A term used for a straight girl who a lesbian may find challenging to get. Normally a conservative, homophobic, rich girl who is near impossible to have sex with.

"I am determined to have sex with Sarah. She is definitely a golden toaster"

by lilmissy47 March 31, 2009

anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.

Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.

by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016

zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.

I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.

by mothalicka May 27, 2009