toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.

Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.

by g.b. gerbil August 15, 2006

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Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 10, 2015

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Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006

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toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 April 12, 2016

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Golden Toaster

A term used for a straight girl who a lesbian may find challenging to get. Normally a conservative, homophobic, rich girl who is near impossible to have sex with.

"I am determined to have sex with Sarah. She is definitely a golden toaster"

by lilmissy47 March 21, 2009

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