Matt

Super nerdy kid. Loves video games and is really smart. A video game geek. And for some reason thinks cookies taste like babies

Person: does anyone here like video games
Person 2: just ask Matt

by Youllneverknow July 28, 2018

Matt

A very smelly person, doesn't often take showers, clueless and retarded. Thinks people like him but they really don't.

Wow that dude smells like shit! What a matt

by Yeet7262 July 28, 2016

Matt

Has the ability to take any good quarterback and plunge their career straight into the ground

Brent: Did you hear Matt traded for Tom Brady whose overall is a 99.

Omar: Naw man that aint Falco he finna be a 87 now after throwing 32 interceptions.

by JesuoreRex September 6, 2012

Matt

what grizzly adams looks down at in the shower

No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it

by I'mOldGreg July 13, 2010

Matt

An Asian piece of shit

He is such a matt

by Yung_Boi June 25, 2018

matt

an ok bitch sometimes a whore but good at hiding it fr 😂

"matt... nice sometimes"

by im a red flag bae August 9, 2022

Matt

7

Matt has a 7 inch dick.

by fireboss1 February 8, 2017