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Tiger Slam

Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend
Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.

Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!

Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam
by mcdizz December 4, 2009
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Pulling a Tiger

When a man has an affair but handles it in the stupidest way possible, i.e leaving voicemails on his mistresses phone stating his name and incriminating evidence.
Example 1:
" That girl is so blind, all over that boy Martin when everyone knows he's pulling a Tiger."

Example 2:
" Hey man if you're going to go out with her, get your story straight with your girl, don't pull a Tiger."
by Gemita December 2, 2009
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tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.
Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!
by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008
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Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.
by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018
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Miniature Tigers

One of the best indie pop bands from Phoenix, Arizona. Singer Charlie Brand, Guitarist Algernon Quashie, Bassist Brandon Lee and Keyboardist Rick Schaier are the members of the witty, awkward band. Not only is their music amazing, but they're humble and polite. Check them out, because they are the bee's knees.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Miniature Tigers album?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! Swimming Pool Blues is my jam!
by lhommewalk July 14, 2014
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tiger 1

The Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger was an heavy german tank from the second world war.It had 5 Crewmembers,weighs 57t,is 8,45m long,3,70m wide and 3,00m high, has 8,8 cm kanon and a 2 x 7,92-mm-MG 34
Security Gurd from a meseum:Hey did you see the tiger 1 tank its gone
Other security Gurd: You mean that big german tank, gone, disappeared out of thin air how?
Some german guy thats in the tiger: THIS PANZERKAMPFWAGEN VI TIGER BELONGS TO DEUTSCHLAND
by A German Citizen April 22, 2022
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tiger hickey

a hickey that looks like a tiger bit your neck
"dude, were you on a safari?" "nah man why?" "it looks like a tiger bit your neck." "oh yeah my girlfriend gives tiger hickeys." "oh, thats hot."
by marissy April 26, 2008
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