(n) a girl that boys use in order to move on from a past relationship
The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
RORY: I guess he's taking Thursday afternoons off now. That's not good.
LANE: How is that not good?
RORY: Because that means he's moved on.
LANE: What are you talking about?
RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.
LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?
RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
LANE: How is that not good?
RORY: Because that means he's moved on.
LANE: What are you talking about?
RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.
LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?
RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
by Patricia Grayson August 20, 2006
The first thursday of every year, at 4:20 pm, all thots must fuck the nearest dude until tomorrow. It can be very enjoyable if you are next to a thot.
by YoBoyNyate December 03, 2019
The third Thursday of November is dead memes thursday. On dead memes thursday we celebrate memes that aren't popular anymore. These dead memes bring back memories and remind us of how retarded we once were.
Some dead memes will still be funny, while others will sound ridiculous and give us an understanding of the retardedness of our past selves.
Some dead memes will still be funny, while others will sound ridiculous and give us an understanding of the retardedness of our past selves.
by Sujay Lover September 12, 2018
the act of getting real tuned up (drunk) with friends, then setting out to bone the fattest chick possible.
Dude, glenn banged a 200 pounder and beat my buck eighty, once again glenn won thursday night hoggin
guy: is he really the winner?
Glenn: who cares that shits histerical
guy: is he really the winner?
Glenn: who cares that shits histerical
by matty sauce November 01, 2007
Someone cuts you off on the freeway, your children are in the car...
"Wednesday, Thursday, Friday does that guy think he's doing?"
"Wednesday, Thursday, Friday does that guy think he's doing?"
by Trainer Girl Paula December 08, 2013
A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
by Joe Morelli August 10, 2005