Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

jit thong

A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.

That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!

by England Specialist April 24, 2018

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."

by stolen identity December 10, 2008

thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

Thong Daddy

A big bear boy. Someone that is bearish on the stock market and covers his face with a thong in shame.

Dude, look at that guy's options. Such a thong daddy.

by elevenchu May 7, 2022

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Labia thong

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.

This underwear is so tight that it's giving me a labia thong.

by TissueBalls November 17, 2017