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The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good
Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock
by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022
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Tornado-Entzündung

A "Tornado" is a method of rapidly drinking beer out of a bottle. To „entzünd“ a Tornado you have to spin the bottle in a circular motion. The goal is to generate a vortex in the bottle, while simultaneously drinking the beer.
Have you ever done a Tornado-Entzündung? It's so much fun!
by Don R. Wetter January 24, 2022
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Creamy tornado

When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around
"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"
by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018
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Tamer of tornadoes

A tamer of tornadoes is an individual who specializes in finding the meaning in various variants of the dish named curry. After thoroughly researching these, the tamer goes on a detailed rant as to why the dish at hand has a particular taste.
Despite the large amount of jobs out there, my son Pranav, who loves curry, decided to become a tamer of tornadoes.
by spittingdafax February 1, 2022
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Wedge Tornado

A particularly Large Tornado. Particularly starting around the 0.3 mile range and going up to a record high width of 2.6 miles wide. Wedge tornados are typically the most intense beasts mother nature has to offer.
News: Last night a monster Wedge Tornado created havoc across the metroplex causing massive damage on the east & south side of town.
by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020
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anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.
by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011
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