cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.

I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.

by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.

<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.

by BOLIVER February 2, 2003

Fairusa Scale

The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.

The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.

this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.

Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.

*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,

by kernelsandirs October 3, 2013