American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

by 812 mafia September 5, 2025

Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

by FerninLove April 2, 2019

mino itis

an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created

“i feel sick”

“did u sleep w someone from mpu”

“yeah”

“then that means you have the mino itis”

by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023

Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.

I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis

by hernanday November 30, 2019

Ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity

A person that doesn't know words that end with ity by using a website with words that end with ity

Can you list words that end with ity
Sure: immortality, ambisexuality, bisexuality, homosexuality, generosity, virtuosity, intellectuality, fraternity, hepatotoxicity, Idontknowwhatthehelltosay-ity, ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity, brothatscheatingidontknowwhyididntthoughtofthissoonerimsuchadumbasssus-ity, iknowbutyoucouldhavetriedtooithasalotofwordsthatendwith-ity, Iknowbutnowistoolateandwekindaoverdidthejokesomaybeweshouldstoplmao-ity, wehavefinishedalreadywecantdothisanymoreiwanttostopwiththish-ity, Yeahletsstopthisshi-ity, yeahletsfuckingstop-ity

by Man100,000 June 15, 2023