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Bolts

When you get belligerently drunk and start sending constant messages in a drunken rage to people who clearly don't want to talk to you.
I got drunk last night and ended up sending 1,000 messages to my ex, I'm such a bolts.
by Drunk text May 6, 2025
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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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Bolting

The art of behaving somewhat obnoxious and soberly drunk. people who enjoy bolting are fans of creating loud noises and making a scene.
Oh please ignore the guy dancing on the table, he's not drunk, he's just bolting again.
by WhottaWhitt June 12, 2016
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the crimson bolt

When your fucking a girl when she is on the rag then you pull out and your dick is crimson, just like the crimson bolt
by Grizzlydipper69 June 14, 2016
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Bolt

Adj. Means awesome, and is commonly paired with "Massively" to say "Very Awesome".
Person 1: Hey, whatcha got there?

Person 2: Some plastic dinosaurs! They're massively bolt!
by America's #1 Creamer March 25, 2025
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bolt hole

You know what man you're just a bolt hole!
by Bedbed July 8, 2015
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Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.
Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly
by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022
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