dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in

"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"

by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.

Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.

by Torlo October 11, 2019

urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .

Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.

by Exotic guy December 3, 2013

The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.

Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!

by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019