Kiss a surfer/drummer day

On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer

“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “

by Green been September 18, 2021

silver surfer dat hoe

While doing a hoe anally, pull out, skeet skeet in aluminum foil, then put it over her face. It will mek her look like silver surfer.

"where'd you get that cut?"
"Joe gave me a silver surfer dat hoe me last night, and my skin got stuck when I tore the mask off"

by Dicky Normus January 19, 2008

Surfer Good-Hitler Bad

Skirt wearing GatCity beyotch. Loves to be passed around like chicken at a church picnic

by Dark_Jedi_master July 23, 2003

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.

"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."

by Wofftan August 23, 2017

surfering

a thing that happens when a person is scared with the sea but they're forced to surf at the same time

oh god, please end this surfering

by Sayoki February 23, 2022

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011