White Sox

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.

Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0

by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022

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SOX

Sex on X-mas

Goddamnit, Okuma-kun, put your fucking sox on!

by tr8or October 28, 2018

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Sox

Another slang for sucks. Typically used in a obnoxious manner

Steve : Hey Bobby, I’m feeling really down because me and my wife just got divorced.
Bobby : SOXXXXXX

by Babygirl🧸🎲 September 22, 2019

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wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

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Once upon a time a lightning strike named sox sugscox lived in the bozo mozo town one day he met a mage called angel goat who he was vexed at angel for writing a book named culligordo the book sold millons of copys in the country one day sox ganged up with bamboostal inpog and flko to beat up angel and get him in slay jail but it all backfired cuz angel pooped on them all and had an enormous diarrhea incarnate mariah carey and they all got so disgusted that he went to axo and dario and hit the amogus thug shaker oh yea and he lived happily ever after

Sox writers are not going anywhere

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat April 5, 2023

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