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White Sox

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.
Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0
by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022
mugGet the White Soxmug.

the sox effect

an effect that causes any perishable food in a 4,000 mile radius of soxthecatto to grow mold at 6x speed
staub: why is it moldy
leon: the sox effect
by reions November 14, 2023
mugGet the the sox effectmug.

Faux Sox

Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.

Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009
mugGet the Faux Soxmug.

Sox

Another slang for sucks. Typically used in a obnoxious manner
Steve : Hey Bobby, I’m feeling really down because me and my wife just got divorced.
Bobby : SOXXXXXX
by Babygirl🧸🎲 September 22, 2019
mugGet the Soxmug.

Sox

Gen Z: that’s cap

Boomer: what does cap mean?

Gen Z: oh it’s our generations sox for a lie
by Tcaufsid February 18, 2023
mugGet the Soxmug.

White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
by Playaplaya July 24, 2022
mugGet the White Sox hatmug.

rock da sox

When you cum on a woman and she is in someway disgusted by it so you have to take a sock (preferably an old or ragged sock) to clean it off the female's stomach, face, or body areas, thus ruining a sock.

"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"

"Rock da sox to get it off"
"OMG get this cum off me"
"With what"

"Rock da sox to get it off"
by Youngbased June 9, 2014
mugGet the rock da soxmug.

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