brett raymond

a super cool guy and a huge cock!

wow brett raymond made tonight genuine

by cozzareid February 19, 2023

everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 3, 2023

Raymond

to be a follower or known dicksucker, or dick rider

you acting like raymond, no raymond tho

by frogsandpumpum123 May 11, 2024

Raymond

This man is built purely of lean and a kind heart. Black eyes and black hair this man will hide his pure testosterone via quietness and introversion . Not only this but he has a secret... He is actually the god of sex and if he sees you masturbating he will cut off your dick with his Godly scissors and beat you in the head with his massive dong.

person 1: hey what happened to you are you ok?
person 2: no, this glowing man came into my room and cut my dick off
person 1: oh that must have been Raymond, the god of sex
Raymond (peering behind person 2): don't worry, it grows back...

by Ornstone February 9, 2022

Raymond

A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.

He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.

by chipandsprites November 16, 2020

Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.

guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.

by cartiscart February 16, 2020

Raymond Ugboko

A utter puff who’s existence depends on desecrating little kids. He is 6”3 and shadow dark he will eat you if you look at him wrong and use Nigerian Voodoo to cleanse all of Africa’s water after sacrificing Bryleigh’s nudes to an omnipotent god

I will Raymond Ugboko you mate

by P1ckl3 R1ck July 8, 2019