mommy sacks

Large Breasts of seasoned woman

Holy shit Geoff! Look at the mommy sacks on that milf.

by Mike James McC November 19, 2007

origami mommy

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

electro mommy

The one and only Ei and who I simp for in Genshin impact

Me: I Just pulled electro mommy!

Other guy: which one?

Me: Obviously Ei you dumb mf..

by [Insert_NameHere] February 7, 2023

Mommy Ahizer

A DTA boi

Who stole the purified cheese? Must have been Mommy Ahizer

by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022

mommy special

When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.

Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.

by niramaya December 8, 2014

starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

by Torib82 April 6, 2016

Mommy pic

Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo

I saw your mommy pic on Facebook! You look so innocent and happy.

by Babyprincessdom January 22, 2023