The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

Jonny White

Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.

You did a Jonny white last night

by Sunnyko2 November 8, 2016

jonny

penis

thats a nice jonny

by stay here lol June 1, 2018

Jonny

A trans women that can’t physically do anything because she is a stupid moron and can’t do anyone because she is sad and lonely

“Jonny is lonely I’m gonna talk to her” “no eww stay away from her”

by The sausage is always right January 18, 2019

Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.

“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”

by sexy typer January 12, 2019

Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021