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Grizzly Fest

When you tell your wife or significant other you are going to a fantasy football draft with "the boys." But in reality you are going to a private secluded island with a bunch of dudes and do not want your wife or significant other to question your homosexuality.
Grizzly A: Hey man did you get a hall pass to go to the grizzly fest this year?
Grizzly B: Yea my wife does not even suspect a thing, I even got new toys for this year's grizzly fest.
Grizzly A: Nice, my wife didn't even suspect a thing either. I got tons of lube, looking forward to seeing your new toys.
by Grizzly_Todd August 11, 2024
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Grizzly

When you're going for a poo after a heavy sesh or you know its going to be manky.
"Ay mate best open a window going for a grizzly"
by Enamel94 February 23, 2018
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Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.
Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.
Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.
by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015
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new grizzly

"Ya'll hear that?That's that new grizzly"
by Lil Debbie fan October 27, 2017
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
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grizzlies fan

A Memphis grizzlies fan is a absolutely goated human being he's basically a pimp and gets all the girls he know that Steph curry is not a top 5 player all time and he knows that ja is a top 3 player in the nba (Giannis, luka, ja) he knows that the grizzlies will win the championship or at least make the finals he gets extremely mad when people say ja will get injured and he is unbelievably good at basketball
Oh Christian is a grizzlies fan, yeah I knew he pimped them hoes
by Memphis_is_goated October 31, 2022
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