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Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
by headofcurtis November 3, 2022
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curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.
You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.
by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013
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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
mugGet the Curtismug.

Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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Curtis

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.
"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."
by Nib_Nob October 3, 2018
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curtis

curtis is a boooty
by what the frickity frack September 24, 2019
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