Suburban Blinker

A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.
Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?
by OurPatron July 17, 2024
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Sickly-Suburban

A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.
Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"

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by ChrisKola January 26, 2010
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suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.
That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.
by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018
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Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
by Happy_Flasher October 01, 2020
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Suburban Outlaws

highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.

Inept to rural urban settings;
"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."
by The Master Dutch August 31, 2009
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Suburban Rapunzel

A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.

These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.

Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022
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suburban thug

a person, usually a white guy from ages 12-17 who wears all nike/adidas/gap/some kind of sports brand and shops for that brand religiously during school hours. disrespectful, thinks hes good at sports. reposts vary from religious ones to thug life female objectification content. says 'ight' unironically even in texts.
Daniel saw a kid dapping up a random kid, shove him, and get yelled at. he wore pink nike shorts and a white nike shirt of course. "Damn. thats some suburban thug behavior right there"
by tubby.dan January 29, 2025
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