Michael Moment

When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy

Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"

by middle nut December 31, 2019

a House moment

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.

After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.

by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

senior moment

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.

Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.

by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003

Warge Moment

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that everyone around them gets an immediate stage 10 headache and refuses to back down when proven wrong

Them: Vaccines contain microscopically transmitters that give your information to the government at all times!
Us: That's a Warge Moment, shut up.

by Viperinoz March 25, 2022

Tushita Moment

a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction of disappointment.

Did you hear about that one message that had to be edited ten times before it made sense? What a Tushita Moment.

by Asian Billy February 8, 2022

Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.

Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.

by Gippon January 1, 2008

Pocket Moment

Doing something incredibly retarded

Look! Coco did a pocket moment

by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021