Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night

Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao

by BBC Bason April 23, 2019

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Jacky Tang

Hey, My name's Jacky
And I've just met you
So here's my number
Suck my noodle!

Boy: Hey, My name's Jacky

And I've just met you

So here's my number

Suck my noodle!

Jacky Tang: Fuck off, white boy!

by Brutas July 29, 2013

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lachlan tang

Lachlan tang is Lachlan tang this is a good definition if it doesn't I will commit mass genocide

Lachlan tang is pog

by HI WHY ARE YOU READING MY NAME February 03, 2021

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tang dick

A word to describe a sour tasting Dick possibly from an STD.

Damn dude! I think that Hillsboro Ks girl gave me Tang Dick

Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ

by Mr.TangDick February 02, 2018

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Tang Thomson

The act of ejaculating directly into a human mouth, immediately followed by a generous squirt of orange flavoured liquid Tang concentrate or a scoop of powdered Tang drink mix, in order to enhance ejaculate flavour and aid in swallowing.

Origin: Tom Thomson Lake, Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada

Did you guys share a tent last night? Nice! What’s all that orange stuff? Did you give her/him a Tang Thomson?

by Tang Thomson September 30, 2019

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