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Stalker Talkers

Two people the are stalking each other. Their usually found in Chat Rooms, talking very sexually suggestively to each other. Often talking in obsure sexual innuendoes understood only by them.
See: stalker stalking
We're such Stalker Talkers,
Him:maybe we should find a place to root downand see how deenalicious you really are my destiny.
Her:Ohh yes my spotsaneed, your on top again.......ohhh lmao
by Spotsaneed June 14, 2004
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Tiajuana Takedown

Taking a hit off of a bong, pipe or blunt then shooting tequila with salt and lime before exhaling
Gus was so high he couldnt stand after the tiajuana takedown
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Soccer Talker

One who often talks about being able to complete a feat but never actually proves himself. A Soccer Talker will often make excuses as to why he cannot show his skill on that particular day in an effort to deter one from finding out that he does not posses the skills he claims he has.
Ex1. Karifala claims he can play soccer better than anyone, yet he will not play a single game with us; he is such a Soccer Talker.

Ex2. Karifala is sure he can beat Matt in a race, yet he cannot even jump up and down five times in a row without getting winded; what a Soccer Talker.
by Penny Packer May 4, 2004
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Talker

A person who when cumming will suddenly start talking incessantly. Variations here-within include:

Tellers - Those who feel the need to say they are and/or are about to cum.

Smashers - Those who uncontrollably start to verbally abuse the person they're with.

Baby-ers - Those who suddenly speak in baby-talk.

Losers - Those who find it necessary to declare they just fucked their partner or similar declaration of manhood.

Schizo - One who will randomly start reciting Shakespeare or similar oddities.
1. (Teller) "Oh...Oh...I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna..."
(Partner) "Dude, your such a Talker!"

2. (Smasher) "OH! You fucking bitch, you fucking whore!"
(Partner) "What!?"
by CoCo1323 November 1, 2009
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takedown whore

a wrestler who has a new takedown every week.
Last week you said your favorite move was a swing single, now it's a high crotch. You're a takedown whore.
by isdfkluernc February 7, 2013
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Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.
That toilet is total talkeetna surprise
by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018
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talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.
On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.
by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018
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