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Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
by ikehi11 August 1, 2020
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Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013
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Turkey Skin

The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.
Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.
by S.Bod October 2, 2012
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Turkey Plate

Another way of saying a man is limp-wristed or a queer. Implying that plate of turkey is too heavy for his delicate hands and wrists to sustain the weight.
How could he beat me in a fight? He's turkey plate. He may actually fuck up his own hands trying to hit me.
by DizzySpellX January 21, 2010
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Turkey-Mix

When you eat a wide variety of food In one sitting within a short period of time. Turkey mix Usually results in massive diarrhea And constipation. The word was first discovered after a family feast on thanksgiving night.
Last night I ate so much I had turkey-mix.
by Unknown hero September 6, 2020
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Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.
I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.
by Crookchaser March 3, 2017
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Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020
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