Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013
The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.
Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.
by S.Bod September 27, 2012
by Crookchaser March 04, 2017
1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.
by babykym93 July 30, 2014
redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
by Christy Newman May 31, 2005
by Nousernamelmao May 26, 2020