Triple vaxed

The act of doing something stupid.

Did he just burn down city hall by lighting his farts on fire? Yes, he triple vaxed that bitch to the ground.

by erock75 December 21, 2022

Triple Starburst

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.

I think I'm about to triple starburst

by JT83 February 28, 2011

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015

triple or nothing

When you bet triple or nothing at all

Triple or nothing

by Uglygodpreachit May 23, 2018

triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.

I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.

by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013

Triple-ank

When someone is under the influence of
1. Dank
2. Crank
3. Drank

He's fucked up on triple-ank tonight.

by Sage82 January 12, 2020