Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

tossed salad

to lick a bunghole

last night your mom tossed my salad

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003

tossed salsa

Just like tossed salad but instead you're licking the anus of a Mexican chick

Pedro liked to give his chiqua some tossed salsa before burying his burrito.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

Salad tossed

Slang for any type of anal sexual activity. Origin is in reference to ass play in prison where available lube is limited to packets of salad dressing typically smuggled from the commissary.

Hey Bubba, if you want to get your salad tossed tonight make sure you snatch some of that ranch dressing that I like from the commissary.

by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017

tossed salad

what nikki minaj's favorite thing to do is

"he tossed my salad like his name romaine" the tossed salad reference in anaoconda

by brick02 November 21, 2014

air tossed salad

When person A covers person B's mouth with their anus and person B blows into person A's anus.

Alvin gave Geeno an air tossed salad when he sat on his face the other day.

by Marlon1234 July 15, 2006

Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010