pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!
by NikkiFM_AM May 21, 2008
Get the pokey mess mug.

funky mess

a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.
Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.
by adrianne young September 29, 2006
Get the funky mess mug.

mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
by Habeeb October 01, 2007
Get the mess of shit mug.

Man Mess

Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.
Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!

Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
by theREALharryjones August 08, 2010
Get the Man Mess mug.

Hot Mess

When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott
Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!
by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009
Get the Hot Mess mug.

hot mess

Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.
by Jae Zee September 19, 2006
Get the hot mess mug.

Hot Mess

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.
"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."
by Aeroach May 13, 2014
Get the Hot Mess mug.