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couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
My cousion Patience is a couch cow
by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007
mugGet the couch cowmug.

Water cow

Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay
Pewdiepie:thanks for the delicious milk
Water cow:mooo
by Yoergen July 14, 2019
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cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.
* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"
by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019
mugGet the cow callmug.

Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
by cowtool48 August 25, 2022
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Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.
The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.
by Matthew B. October 14, 2003
mugGet the Cow and Chickenmug.

cow corner

fielding position in cricket that is in between mid wicket and long on. often not used and is a vacant paddock on the field that a batsman can aim for if slogging.
cracking shot there by Hussey! six runs over cow corner.
by wilko_theboss December 26, 2007
mugGet the cow cornermug.

Lazy Cow

A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.
by HILLY B May 31, 2007
mugGet the Lazy Cowmug.

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