Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!
by Holdennn June 18, 2019
When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.
Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.
Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
by Chino Grife May 29, 2009
When one tries to understand simple mathematical questions, he/she needs to apply only cow sense in order to answer the question because of the absurdly easy nature of the question.
by suncow September 22, 2013
by cowtool48 August 26, 2022
Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.
The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.
by Matthew B. October 14, 2003
fielding position in cricket that is in between mid wicket and long on. often not used and is a vacant paddock on the field that a batsman can aim for if slogging.
by wilko_theboss November 26, 2007
A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.
by HILLY B May 15, 2007