A Breaking Bad–themed role-play scenario where one partner dresses up as Walter White and the other dresses up as Jesse Pinkman, combining romance with questionable chemistry experiments and even more questionable acting.
The Heisen-thrust
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
by RedSavepoint November 26, 2025
Get the The Heisen-thrust mug.A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021
Get the Poop thrust mug.Kid 1: "I had to go to a play for my intro to theatre class last night and it was so awkward."
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"
by Yolocity October 29, 2015
Get the proscenium thrust mug.by prettiblkgrl7 January 20, 2015
Get the throat thrusting mug.The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel
After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.
by Dead Cat Bounce March 16, 2015
Get the walrus thrust mug.Simply the coolest move ever to be made by the most awesomest of mascots ever created. Is executed by holding the hip bones with both hands and thrusting the pelvis. But only Duff Man can do a Duff Thrust.
Is used to portray smugness,happiness,or glee or even acknowledgement.
Is used to portray smugness,happiness,or glee or even acknowledgement.
by the one in the closet. August 4, 2010
Get the Duff Thrust mug.Similar to "whip lash", but with deadly consequences. This happening is caused from the act of thrusting ones neck back and forth with tremendous force, therefore, severing multiple vertebrae causing the loss of bodily function and leads to death.
Yo did you hear what happened man? Benji died at the concert this weekend. doctors said it was wub thrust! must have been a killer show.
by claire underwood November 1, 2017
Get the Wub Thrust mug.