evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

Millie Thompson

Ugly fat bitch that is so fat and dirty she can’t get her own boyfriend so she goes after Poppy’s boyfriends even though no boy would even look twice at her she’s an absolute state. Has loads of std’s as well.

Millie Thompson is a fat fuck.

by Lmao_lmao December 19, 2017

Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 6, 2020

Zack Thompson

The man who loves being a cuckhold to his male lover. Drives a red rocket with no handles kuz he thinks he's fearless

Zack thompson are you attending your cuckhold appointment tonight.
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x

by The start March 24, 2024

Fat Thompson

When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!

Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!

by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024

Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.

Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".

Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".

by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024