Thicky Thompson

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

by beejgreen March 17, 2009

josephine thompson

A brunette usually with dyed hair, is funny and silly and gets super obsessed with things.

Hey who is on the stage? Oh, it's Josephine Thompson.

by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

Mr Thompson

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fucking bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Alfie Thompson

Good yute or a 10/10 civilian. Often used as an insult

“Look over there it’s Alfie Thompson, The goodest of yutes”
Definition-Good yute or 10/10 civilian

by Badboichillacrew November 9, 2022

Pussy-Foot Thompson

When a person wants to drink or take drugs before a big event but prolonges consumption until the last possible minute.

Tom stop being a Pussy-Foot Thompson and come take this shot cuz we gotta go!

by MisterMoe May 16, 2011

Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021