caleb thompson

A complete strange child consisting of asian and australian.always stoned and has no money. Nobody likes this annoying child
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"eeew, look at that ugly child, must be a caleb thompson" said goffry
"yeah, wtf"

by Goffery Gofferr February 18, 2017

Mr Thompson

The best languages teacher you could ever have
Doesnt mind swearing
listens to radiohead, the cure, the smiths, mitski etc
hes funny
he has inside jokes with students
very nice
is open about his favs
lovely

“Omg you got Mr Thompson for German?? You’re so lucky!!”

by melmelsbiggestfan July 12, 2022

Mr Thompson

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fucking bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 08, 2021

Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it

They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*

by Jodyisavreet August 07, 2020

Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 06, 2020

Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019

Thompson

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh

Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.

by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020