by Iamsecretlyalizardlol February 01, 2022
by Cboii112 November 28, 2017
This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 12, 2010
A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.
If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
by Otaku2100 June 03, 2005
When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.
by JDM 92 April 15, 2006
by Silverbullitt August 02, 2015
The act of a female performing fellatio to a male on one knee until ejaculation occurs, this happens when the male present his penis when the female is totally unsuspecting.
Adam asked Sally to pick up a card off the floor when she stood up Adam had his penis in his hand and had "dicked" her.
by Jizzoligist October 04, 2010