google

The answer to all your problems.

Woman:"If I ever need to know something, I just go on google."

by Harper1443 January 17, 2011

Google

The answer to all of life's problems. Just search it into the search bar and it comes right up. Seriously, you can search anything in. You also have to know what google is because it is most commonly used as a verb nowadays.

Person 1: Dude, do you know what 5 to the third power times 8 times 7 divided by 5 to the fourth power is?
Person 2: Do you seriously think I know that off the top of my head? I don't know, Google it.
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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to make ice cream from scratch?
Person 2: Google it.
Person 1: ...

by hoplesslyinlove December 3, 2010

Google

Search of Search=HUGE

There are no longer any search tabs... Only GOOGLE tabs. After you type in what you are looking for hit the GOOGLE button.

by Action_Jackson81kj November 8, 2010

Google

The eye in the sky. The police, when something is suspicious and believed to be managed by the government.

That shit was so Google!

by Ck, Vincent Vega March 13, 2014

google

when spit gets stuck in your throat and you can still talk. aka like a bubble

i have a google in my throat.

by Kelly the Killa October 16, 2008

Google

An unnecessary search engine powered by Yahoo!. Since both Yahoo! and Google search engines turn up the exact same results, it's a wonder why people are amazed at its power. They think it's some revolutionary search engine that isn't and never will be matched. Yet Yahoo! came first, and does the exact same shit. So Google definitely is nothing special.

Google = Yahoo!

by Trent August 17, 2003

google

1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine

1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.

by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012