fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.

Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.

by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013

nerd player

A male or female, who preferably works in a professional environment, whereby the social standings are less rigid. They are able to bypass their 'nerd' status and become a 'player' in that environment only. The nerd player, with less competition from real 'players', is able to manipulate and seduce other nerd woman from that business or firm they work for.

Harry slept with x the other night, but also slept with this other girl from the IT department the week before, he's such a nerd player.

by The the bosss August 8, 2017

baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.

Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.

by Le no July 17, 2016

Minecraft Player

A player of the game minecraft. Some can be really cool, and some can be no lives who just sit around with their friends (also no lives) and talk about minecraft. Most minecraft players meet somwhere around the middle. Minecraft players generally make too many references to creepers.

I'm a Minecraft Player

by btingle July 14, 2011

trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Fortnite player

a fortnite player is either a 6 year old with his mum’s credit card or a toxic 19 year old virgin

“I’m a Fortnite Player,” Jeff said

by c4ss December 24, 2019