scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

jeff steitzer

the voice behind halo and the guy with the voice you wish you had during puberty

jeff steitzer

by OPnornfang August 24, 2016

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

pizza sweat

The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.

Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"

by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018

Bag Sweater

Very hot day

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.

by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018

darboodle sweat-rag the third

A child whose needs a rag to sweat into. That is 10-12 years old. Extremely obese and slobbish.

HEY darboodle sweat-rag the third!

by 21yeet December 2, 2018