Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Say Swear

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.

2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.

Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.

by Jhinxx May 11, 2023

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh

1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.

by princheska December 1, 2023

Swear brown

The most truefull a person can be. Another level above swear down

My dad has two penis’. Swear brown

by Candykiller December 15, 2022

I will swear word at you

the worst imagineable words ever that could be said by a robloxian

robloxian 1: "i will swear word at you"
robloxian 2: "😨"

by theamazingnoob412 December 16, 2022

Underage swearing

In the UK it is illeagal to swear under 12 years old amd could face charges such as a fine or 3 months in juvinille detention

Did you hear, he got arrested for underage swearing!

by Material_gworlll July 8, 2023

Swears

Noun (sa-weers) when it’s so hot outside you sweat and you cry and it becomes a mixture and you don’t know which is which.

It was so hot outside I had swears coming down my fave as if I left out of a sauna.

by Washingteen-O August 17, 2023