Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

Creeper Suprise

The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.

"Hey man, check out creeper suprise"

by livesnearcreepersuprise February 3, 2010

Carmello Anthony Suprise

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.

I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011

Jizzy Fizz Suprise

A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.

I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

surpose

Alternate use of the word suppose.
Used by only the author.

well, you may be correct I surpose.

by MSJ February 8, 2004

suprise bush

This is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush.

*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*

HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!

*Shake Heads*

by Eric Kennedy May 6, 2005

Suprise sex

A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.

Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.

Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."

by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017