Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Double stuffed

When your man cums in you twice

Brian: bro how was it no cap
Chad: bro I double stuffed her

by Puppysrasome January 19, 2020

stuffed potato

The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.

"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."

by Little Cougar October 16, 2008

Stuffed Crust

When you don't eat the crusts of the pizza for what ever reason and you stuff them behind your bed.

Ken- Darren why do you have loads of crusts behind your bed?

Darren- Because I don't like them so I stuff them behind my bed.

Ken- The stuffed Crust.

by Kane2992 April 1, 2017

Stuffed Mandarin

When you have a 6+ inch penis and have sex with an Asian

"Dude I was so drunk I stuffed Mandarin"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

butt stuffing

when a girl stuffs her pants with cotton (or paper) because she doesn't think her ass is big enough.

she uses butt stuffing because she didn't think her ass was big enough!

by Joe Winko July 15, 2010

Stuffed Mushroom

When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.

Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.

by Skippy V. November 22, 2011