“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022
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by Perry Carey May 14, 2007
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by Rod September 16, 2004
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by DddddddDdd October 19, 2006
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“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
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by anemix June 29, 2014
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Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
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by D February 13, 2004
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