A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
by skinnySinner January 13, 2015
A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
"warren is my straight boyfriend"
by Perry Carey May 01, 2007
A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.
by Rod September 16, 2004
It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well.
by DddddddDdd October 19, 2006
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Tony Lopez's new tiktok? He's so hot!
Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
by wee.woo August 03, 2020
Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
by anemix June 30, 2014
"wanna ride"-na, im straight
by D February 13, 2004