soberb

A semi-rural neighborhood populated mostly by old people, or by strict religious families. So called for the noticeable lack of parties.

Hey Mark, want to hit up Mickey and see if anything's going down around his area?
Huh? No, dude, Mickey's out of a straight-up soberb.

by An urban guy who doesnt drink January 18, 2008

Shobe Sliding

The act of sliding down a hill on shobe shoes to. Done in a spot where ice blocking would take place.

You get major KUDOS for what you did tonight. Your Shobe Sliding was awesome

by Anthony and Hannah January 19, 2008

shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Sobercabbed

Fooling someone who is extremely drunk into giving you large amounts of money for driving them somewhere.

I just sobercabbed that guy and got 100 bucks!

by OnlytheBestWords July 28, 2010

Soberdose

Antonym of overdose. recoveryintervention

The sight of his girlfriend on Craigslist naked when he was drunk looking for an escort was a soberdose.

by santikins June 16, 2011

Sobeagle

n. (so-Be-gull) A dog shaped pile of empty Sobe bottles.

After the episode of tosh.o I had a huge SOBEAGLE pile next to me.

by personwiththeword July 19, 2011