friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

Pimp Squat

A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.

"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..

by diegodondoem June 20, 2009

Mr.Miller Squat

The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.

“Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience”

The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”

by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.

Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.

by like snowboarding April 1, 2011

Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021