spoonable

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

by John Williams December 28, 2004

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

spoon hour

Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".

Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."

by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010

Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

by Bozo September 21, 2003

spoonful

normally, heroin; more generally, any drug that is injected after being dissolved in a spoon

"could fill spoons full of diamond/could fill spoons fulls of gold/just just a little spoon of your precious love/will satisfy my soul" -from howlin' wolf's song "spoonful"

by Spoonered January 23, 2010

spoonfest

1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.

"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."

by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007