dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

How to spoon

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018

Fear Of Spoons

Liam Payne.

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'

by ZaynsBabe January 1, 2012

gypsy spoonful

1. A creative community made up of artists, designers, sewists, painters, and other creative entrepreneurs.

2. A marketplace where the shop small movement can be supported.

3. A marketplace where nothing is imported or mass produced, everything individually handcrafted in small quantities by American makers
4. A boutique shopping experience where shoppers can work one on one with a shop owner to create a personalized or custom design.

5. A marketplace where all shipping costs are included in the price so what you see is what you get.

Look at this funny T-shirt I had made at Gypsy Spoonful, isn’t it cool? I love it!

by GoosieGirl December 17, 2018

pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011

grave spoon

Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.

"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."

by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016